I don’t care who santa thinks he is. if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
christmas in literally in 4 days, but i have never felt less christmassy in my life
(via cantbuymeloove)
How do you know when its time to say goodbye?
when coming back still leaves you empty
(via theworldsillusion)
*deletes your number and stops checking your horoscope to emphasize how dead to me you are*
(via theworldsillusion)
bro 1: do you want a protein shake bro?
bro 2: nah bro
bro 1: why bro?
bro 2: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro
bro 1: bro.
white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses
(via pepsiflow)
it’s 2015, wake the fuck up people. girls don’t HAVE to shave, being gay isn’t a choice, racism is pointless, rape isn’t funny and sexism is fucking stupid.
(via chilld-0f-wild)